Marc John. I don’t quite understand everything…but I like it.
Your dad knew how to start a day off properly before you did and he’s double fisted the stimulants to prove it. But, unlike the fair-trade, organic, vegan, local bullshit that you drink, his brew was dark, angry and strong. Each cup was an aggressive morning cocktail of awake, bitterness and occasionally whiskey. It was the perfect accent to a nice lung dart and the morning ritual no original hipster would be without.
Good morning from Dads are the Original Hipsters.
My house just got a bunch of exciting coffee accessories. I was really excited about it until I read this. I want an aggressive morning cocktail of awake too!!!
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I need HELP. I have started planning my meals around whether or not I am able to add hot sauce. Addiction is a brutal beast.